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CONGRATS YOU'RE A DOUCHE BAG CARD

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Designed + printed by Mountain vs. Plains in Denver, Colorado.

Brutally honest greetings.

— A2 size (4 1/4" x 5 1/2" when folded); printed on Strathmore 88 lb. cover stock; brown bag 100% recycled kraft envelope; blank inside

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